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The Logan's Bartender is a minor character who serves as the main antagonist in "Logan's Run'd".

He is voiced by Max Mittelman.

Overview[]

His real name is unknown. He is actually a man over 50 years of age masquerading as a man in his early 20s as part of his grandiose system to publicly execute everybody over 30 years of age who convened at his bar in a nonsensical attempt to keep it from becoming a pub.

Appearance[]

The Logan's Bartender is actually a frail, balding old man who has remarkably smooth skin and no sign of stubble.

He wears a toupee, giving the impression that he has fluffy, blonde hair.

He wears white airbuds, a pink hoodie, light blue shorts and white hi-tops.

Personality[]

The Bartender is as demented as he is delusional. He is a coherently impolite person, even to people who are of the age that he approves.

Skills[]

  • Entrepreneur
  • Disguise

Method of Operation[]

When somebody that the barkeeper suspects to be over 30 approaches him for a drink; he asks for some ID which make his victims comply. He then tells them that they have qualified for the "VIP Treatment". He makes them put on a white robe and walk upto a podium. The ceiling then transforms to expose a giant vacuum ceiling fan. The barkeeper's victims then get sucked into the giant ceiling fan and die.

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